So I suffered through the debate from Arizona last night, or at least part of it. The more I watch these ten candidates, the more I really WANT a strong contender to emerge so that this election can begin to develop a personality. However, now more than ever, I think all of these candidates simply don’t have what it takes.
Wesley Clark certainly looks and sounds presidential, but I think he’s trying too hard to make up for lost time. He tries to use every chance he has to speak to answer eight different questions. He also seems to lack the specificity about his plans that other candidates thrive on. So far, he’s relied on the buzz his candidacy has generated to remain high in the polls. That won’t carry him far enough. He needs to get his campaign together, answer some of the charges being made by fellow Democrats, and stake out some moral high ground to distinguish himself from the rest of the pack. I think he’s electable, but I don’t know if he’ll survive the primaries.
Howard Dean should own this race. He has the grassroots, the money, and all the whacky left wing ideas that Democrats lap up like warm milk at this stage of the race. But he just doesn’t come off well in these debate settings. Dean is like that freaky kid in high school that would sit in class and not say anything for mose of the semester. Then, one day he’s called on to speak, and he gets up and spends ten minutes telling everyone else why he’s smarter than them. Dean is like Al Gore crossed with Ross Perot. He’s got an answer for everything and wants to explain it to you to prove that he’s right. Plus, he just looks goofy sitting there looking like something out of a Mary Shelley novel.
The best performance I saw last night was John Edwards. This guy could be a real powerhouse in the future if he doesn’t get the nod this time around. He has charisma and displays tremendous empathy for people when he speaks. As many people have said, he’s like Bill Clinton lite. I really think if he had the organization he needed to raise the money, Edwards would be leading this pack. He’ll likely cause a stir in the southern primaries, which is why I think a Dean / Edwards ticket seems likely.
By far the worst performance last night was that of Dennis Kucinich. This guy comes off like an angry lawn gnome. He jumps up at every opportunity to spew his answer at the audience like he’s demanding a refund at the customer service window at Wal-Mart the day after Christmas. He just seems angry that the electric razor his wife got for him doesn’t work. Plus I think reporters are hesitant to write about him because they’re never sure if they’ve spelled his name correctly. Besides, if I was going to vote for a candidate from Cleveland, I’d prefer Drew Carrey before this guy.
John Kerry, Joe Liebermanm, and Dick Gephardt sure tried hard last night. But they spent more time beating up on each other than making much progress establishing themselves as viable candidates. They all bore me and none of them looks or sounds presidential. Although, Gephardt does sound like John Wayne.
By the way, did anyone notice that Bob Graham ended his campaign this week? I sure didn’t. Then again, I guess I didn’t really notice that he had begun a campaign. I guess his campaign for the vice-presidency begins now. I think his motto should be, “I can lose Florida AND my home state at the same time!”
Carol Mosley-Braun should follow Graham’s lead. She has nothing to offer this campaign. She almost fell on her face last night, which would have been funny.
Lastly, Al Sharpton sounds good and knows how to control a room, but there is no way in hell he’d get elected. He scares white people. Seriously, it’s not a racist thing at all, but the thought of Al Sharpton having the nuclear codes just plain scares me. I do like his hair, though.
All in all, none of these candidates seems all that exciting at this point. There may actually be an interesting primary season if most of them stay in the hunt. Clark and Dean are leading this pack, with Kerry, Gephardt, Lieberman, and Edwards trailing behind. That could all change quickly.